g: baseball sucks
g: the only sport i like is fishing. and swimming
and one more baseball story to bring us full circle. another overheard story between g and one of the other moms there . . .
g (somewhat confused after the first inning): it's halftime already?
cub mom: it's not halftime, this is the end of the first inning.
g (even more confused after the second inning): how many "endings" are there anyway?
cub mom: nine. you've got a long way to go.
g: well, i'm gonna need another snack after the third "ending" or i'm not gonna make it.
so much for the great american pastime.